The 2007 Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series Emmy Winner

That was a glorious 2 seconds of screentime there, Merchant.

How does a blind person know they're awake?

Seems like it would be a little more difficult to tell the difference between being in a dream and being in the real world. On that note, I think it would also be frustrating to go to sleep as a blind. I mean your eyes are useless and you can't tell if they're open or closed, so you don't get that great "my eyes are getting heavy" to let you know you're tired. I bet blinds fall asleep where they're sitting more often then normals. I also imagine they have dirty fingernails. Not to say they're not clean people, just that the fingernails take a little more effort, and unless you can see that they're dirty, they can be easily forgotten.

What the fuck, iTunes?

You're telling me I now have to pay $1.69 for songs, when just a few weeks ago, I was paying $0.99? That's bullshit. And your pricing on music videos is even worse. $3.39 up from $1.99? His Steveness is slipping, and I'm not happy about it. Eat shit and die.



EDIT: Whoops, looks like my iTunes somehow got set to Australian dollars and the prices didn't ACTUALLY change. Sorry about that, Apple, can we kiss and make up?

Suitday

Tomorrow I will spend the day wearing a suit and tie for absolutely no reason. Dress shirt colour to be determined. Results will follow tomorrow night.

Nickname

INT. ELEVATOR

GREG
I can't believe you sold my mediocre to bad script. You were uncharataristically great in there.

BEN
Well, they call me "Cool Hand Ben".

GREG
No one calls you that. Not even yourself.

BEN
(squints)

I hope when I die, I get a memorial this nice

http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop4/vanessa_1/rip_ben_simpson/

That "Ben Simpson" is one lucky dude.

In what way is this a town?

At best, what you've got here is a little novelty street. Boylston St. is not the name of a town. You can't just call it Chinatown and claim it's a town. Where's your church? Who's your mayor? All you've got here is restaraunts and little supermarkets. If I want to buy an ornamental dragon or some crackers, this is where I'll buy them, otherwise it's not a town. The streets are always filthy, which I guess is why the wear those little wooden shoes. And if I'm a restaraunt, why am I putting a Chinese restaraunt here? It's bad business. Why not put one where there's not already loads of them.

It's not a town.