You're not going to look into it, are you?

INT. BARNES AND NOBLE

PADRIC
Hi, how are you.

BEN
Alright.

PADRIC
Did you find everything okay?

BEN
Yep, just the book.

PADRIC
(rining up the Superman book) Oh, Superman fan, huh?

BEN
Yeah.

PADRIC
Okay your total is $16.42. Yeah I liked the movie, Superman was pretty hot.

BEN
...

PADRIC
(to a woman off to his left) Uh, ma'am? Ma'am, you can't park your bike in the store. You have to take it outside, and not in front of the store, on a bike rack.

WOMAN WHOSE BIKE IT IS
Oh...really? I was just going to leave it here for a minute...

PADRIC
Yeah, you can't do that, you need to move it.

WOMAN WHOSE BIKE IT IS
Well here's the thing, I don't have a lock. Can I just give you my credit card while I take it outside and you find the book for me?

PADRIC
What? No. Here's the thing, I'm helping THIS gentleman right here.

BEN akwardly waves at WOMAN WHOSE BIKE IT IS, who exits.

BEN
What an idiot! What was that woman thinking? Do you get that a lot?

PADRIC
Yeah, sometimes. I guess they just go out not planning to stop and don't bring a lock.

BEN
Even still...I mean I'd keep a chain with me at all times, what if you have to go to the bathroom?

PADRIC
...I don't really kn---oh come on! (to woman) Ma'am, I need you to take it OUT of the store.

REVEAL WOMAN WHOSE BIKE IT IS at the other end of the checkout counter, leaning her bike against the wall.

WOMAN WHOSE BIKE IT IS
I thought I could leave it here...

She exits and Padric just shakes his head again.

BEN
So what's your policy on Segways?

PADRIC
Hmm, not sure. We let people use electric wheelchairs.

BEN
Well that I understand. People on Segways are just lazy assholes. But even still, I think you should let them in the store. They are "people movers" after all.

PADRIC
I don't really know.

BEN
I think you should look into that.

PADRIC
Yeah.

BEN
You're not going to look into it, are you?

PADRIC
No.

BEN
Well I think you should.

PADRIC
Okay, well have a great night. Can I get the next person in line, please?