Question

Alright, so you're at the doctor's for whatever, doesn't matter. So he's like "Alright, sorry mate, yer hands -- they're gonna have to come off." "Whoa whoa whoaaaa," you say, but it's too late, he's already hacking them off, "It's for the best, y'know, don't want that mess spreadin'." So you're a bit annoyed, but you're like "Alright, thanks...whatever," and begin to take your stumps and head out. But the doctor puts a finger up (not braggin) and says "Hold on, I may have something for you." "What you thinking?" "Well...this fella over 'ere, he's died and I've got his feet, so I'm thinking,...I can stitch these on for you, give you some feet for those stumps."

WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?! FEET OR STUMPS?????