In what way is this a town?

At best, what you've got here is a little novelty street. Boylston St. is not the name of a town. You can't just call it Chinatown and claim it's a town. Where's your church? Who's your mayor? All you've got here is restaraunts and little supermarkets. If I want to buy an ornamental dragon or some crackers, this is where I'll buy them, otherwise it's not a town. The streets are always filthy, which I guess is why the wear those little wooden shoes. And if I'm a restaraunt, why am I putting a Chinese restaraunt here? It's bad business. Why not put one where there's not already loads of them.

It's not a town.