Carrot Top

This guy both scares me and fascinates me. And if it weren't for his uncanny ability to posess no acting talent, he looks like he'd make a decent Joker.

Also, the finger he's pointing is aimed at you. And when that happens, Carrot Top kills someone you loves and uses their soul as a prop in his act, as the 'Top currently lacks a soul of his own. You see he's not entirely alive, but also not entirely dead. I can't tell you exactly why I know this, but we dated in '93, and he was nuts.